Apparently because I don't have a job yet (less than five months after graduating from college), this means to Ken that I'm a lazy bum who is going to be 40 and have no job and have wasted my life and he refuses to believe that I'm honestly finding almost nothing that I could even apply to and then he had to take a few digs at how much time I spend ( Read more... )

I asked him if he was going out to the store later if he could pick me up a six pack of soda and I offered to pay or cook dinner or something to thank him, and he asked why I couldn't do it to which I had to explain that I don't actually have a bra or pants to go out in and last time I was here I had bought a six pack of soda that my mom apparently ( Read more... )

Nice to know my job doesn't need me to come in.

Someone keeps driving by with country music blasting.

It has been so long since I recieved a spanking.

I lasted on ontd_glee for roughly 5 minutes before wanting to strangle someone.

My mom keeps insisting that I'm "entitled" to some of that refund, but I am so fucking sick of all this yours/mine financial bullshit, I just want it to be over.

Oh my god the person who worked here before me wrote up this like two-sentence synopsis for the Rankin-Bass "Return of the King" and THAT IS NOT NEARLY SUFFICIENT and I am just going to punch everyone ever in the face.

I really really really think I want to write something involving Irene Adler (as in, the BBC's version), but everyone was SO mad about that ep that I feel like it could end badly.

My life would be so much easier right now if 90% of people I have to interact with weren't complete imbecilic, ignorant fucknuggets.